Celebrate Father's Day with These 34 Dad Memes (Yes, It's Today. Call Him!)

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    33% of your job as a dad is staring at your kids like this until they act right
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    "The perfect Father's Day gift doesn't exi...." SOCK SANDALS Dad's gonna love it
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    DAD LAW requires a dad to say one of these when he's ready to leave: "ready to skeedaddle?" "Let's rock and roll" "Saddle up, partners" "Time to hit the road" "Let's hightail it outta here" "Let's blow this popsicle stand" THE DAD "Let's get the heck out of dodge"
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    When my wife had an ultrasound for our first child I took a photo of the print out so she could send to friends and family on what's app. Instead I sent her this xenomorph image and she sent it to everyone before realising what it was. She was not amused. 1.Trim Har-Haute Puiss. 100% Gn 1 C8/M5 P2 E3 SRI II 3 1 D 1.2mm
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    The greatest album of all time DUV 01/18/17 ROCKAWAY RECORDS 2.99 E 1) Ask Your Mom 2) Golfin' USA 3) BBQ Nights 4) Time Flies When You're Building a Deck 5) Get a Job! 6) Just Resting My Eyes 7) Not in MY House 8) Turnin' This Car Around 9) Socks With Sandals 10) Hi Hungry, I'm Dad [feat. Pitbull] 11) Studfindin' Stud 12) Hands Off (That Thermostat) obvious PRODUCED, ENGINEERED AND MIXED BY MY SON 06949 03162 Obvious Plant Records 42009 Het Ham Dr, Los Angeles CA 90024 Manufactured and distribu
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    Dad: doesnt want dog Family: gets dog anyways* Dad and the dog: ifunny.co
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    Put on my dad uniform today and began the journey of fatherhood! I had to use my dads actual shoes cause my wife wouldn't let me buy dad shoes.
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    My dad NEVER asks for his picture to be taken. Then today he asks for his pic, and does THE MOST EXTRA dad thing ever.
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    kpaige813 Whenever someone goes to the bathroom, my dad says, "Mention my name, you'll get a good seat." #DadQuotes
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    Jess Carpenter @JessCarpWrites My husband told me he had a nightmare that someone poured concrete on top of his grass that he's worked so hard to grow and if that ain't the daddest dreams of all dad dreams 9:08 AM 5/30/20 Twitter for iPhone .
    via GuyFierisMother, @JessCarpWrites
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    President Warren G. Harding @PopeAwesomeXIII Me: See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad, I got a tattoo. Her: Oh cool! It's... uh? Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work! Her: Well, uh, the line work is certainly... Me: Don't touch the thermos tat. . 12:31 PM 1/10/20 Twitter Web App 49 Retweets 123 Likes
    via GuyFierisMother, @PopeAwesomeXIII
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    Savannah Falkenburg @snfalkenburg My step dad has been trying to get their wiener dog to be pet of the month for two years. April 2019, it finally happened. He sent me this and said "my proudest moment as a dad" APRIL PET OF THE MONTH GATSBY REEPS > ULY NOLEN
    via GuyFierisMother, @snfalkenburg
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    Messages Dad Cell Edit Trying to wish you happy fathers day but your phone is OFF. Unhappy fathers day. You remembered! Yes. I may be your least fav child but I have the best memory I don't have a favorite child. I dislike everyone equally, and each in their own special ways. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me
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    GIFAK.NT 00
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    A BY Y LEEM
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    OD 8
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    My dad has been trying to grow pineapples for the last year, today he succeeded, look how proud he is.
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    www JUNGLE CRUISE
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    years later My dad and I recreated a tender moment 34 SE Feb 1985 Feb 2019
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    When the server drops off the cheque Dad: "you got this one?" 7 year old me: Daaad! I don't have money! Dad: HIDS
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    MY HILARIOUS DAD JOKES MY UNGRATEFUL FAMILY
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I don't have a dad body. I have a father figure.
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    Dad brags about waking up early Also Dad after sitting on a chair for 5 minutes.
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    A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Wife: What are you guys playing? Me: Hopscotch. Wife: But the kids are just hopping up and down while you're drinking scot- Me: Wife: Got an extra glass? 6:55 AM 3/24/20⚫ Twitter for Android
    via GuyFierisMother, @HomeWithPeanut
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    Fishing Community Mar 15 at 2:42 PM ⚫> At 8lb 7oz, he is not my biggest bass...but he is without a doubt my personal best Bass Outfit from... https://etsy.me/1olvUfl
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    When people ask what kind of parent I think I'll be baserfic drgrayfang
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    Dads Anonymous DAD: go on, it's safe here ME: sometimes I don't cut the grass in a pattern *one dad vomits, another stops grilling entirely*
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    When you wanted a son and aren't gonna hide your feelings anymore
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    Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch Every year on Father's Day they should have a public competition to see who can sneeze the loudest
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    "They always say 'you should dress for the job you want' and I'm proud to say I finally have that job." 1 11 THE DAD Community Josh Gillett
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    @CLASSICDADMOVES Sometimes you can just tell when someone's going to be a good dad... AIR MONARD
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    mcf middleclassfancy Glass Plus ARCH DON't touch! Going to Outback tonight what is this Delivered
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad Text your dad this pic and "I put oil in my car and now it's makin weird sounds?" Post replies. SAE 5W-30 Kroger PER 1 TROP 120 IMPORTED 100% Pure Olive Oil ABOUT 200 SERVINGS ROZP QTSROO
    via GuyFierisMother, @thedad
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    Olly iConic @OllyiConic kidnapper: we have your son dad: let me speak with him kidnapper: go ahead you're on speaker dad: dumbass
    via GuyFierisMother, @OllyiConic

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